Okay, remember our field trip rules everyone.
No pushing, no biting and no fire breathing.
What did I just say?
Okay, we're missing one! Who are we missing?
Oh, Mike Wazowski.
Thanks, Joe. Good luck finishing your crossword puzzle.
- Sorry, Michael. I didn't see you. - That's okay.
When I was on the bus, I found a nickel! I wish I had pockets.
Okay everyone, partner up, get your field trip buddy.
Jeremy, you and me? Okay, no biggie.
Haley.. no? Pairing up with Claire? She's a great choice.
Russell! Mike? Wazowski?
We're cousins... Okay.
- Good catching up! - Well Michael, looks like it's you and me again.
- Come on, Karen, we're falling behind! - Please don't call me Karen!
Now stay close together... We're entering a very dangerous area.
Welcome to the "Scare Floor".
This is where we collect the scream energy to power our whole world.
And can anyone tell me whose job it is to go get that scream?
- Scarers! - That's right!
Now which one of you can give me the scariest roar?
- Me! Me! - Uh, sir! Right here, little green guy, 2 o'clock!
Hey, guys, watch this one! Hey, I got a really good one.
(Roooaaarrrr)
Well hey there, kids! Are you on a tour with your school?
Yes! We're here to learn about scream energy
and what it takes to be a scarer.
Well, hey, you're in luck!
Because I just happen to be a scarer.
And I learned everything I know from my school. Monsters University.
It's the best scaring school there is.
You wish! Fear Tech's the best.
Ok. You guys watch us and tell me which school's the best. All right?
M.U. is.
Untuk Greek Leech
Stop right there! Don't cross over that safety line.
Human children are extremely toxic.
- Look at that! - Hey, guys, watch the eye!
Excuse me, fellas, how about we do tallest in the back.
- Look, he's gonna go! - Go scare 'em!
- Cool! I wanna be scarer! - Come on, guys! I wanna see!
Out of the way, Wazowski. You don't belong on a scare floor.
(Kids indistinct chattering)
- Brian, do not step over the line! - Mrs. Graves,
Michael went over the line.
Michael!
- See? I told you he's fine. - I thought I heard something.
What?
That was real dangerous, kid. I didn't even know you were in there.
Wow. I didn't even know you were in there.
Not bad, kid.
Michael, what do you have to say for yourself?
How do I become a scarer?
Monsters University. Anybody getting off?
Well, everyone. I don't mean to get emotional but,
everything in my life has led to this moment.
Let it not be just the beginning of my dream but the beginning of all our dreams.
Gladys, promise me you'll keep auditioning.
Marie, Mr. Writer's out there somewhere!
Phil, keep using the ointment 'till that thing goes away.
I wish you all the best. Thank you all so much!
I'm welling up with tears. Now get off.
Monsters University
Hello! How ya doin'?
Okay, first thing on my list: get registered.
Hey there, freshman. I'm J.B Alrey. And I'm here to say that registration is that way!
- Okay, Jay! - Have a great first day!
Hey, I'm Kay! Here's your orientation packet.
You can drop your bags up here and get your picture taken with Trey.
- Say Hooray! - Hooray!
I can't believe it, I'm officially a college student!
Okay everyone, I'm Faye! And I'll be giving you your orientation tour on this perfect day!
Here are the labs where students learn to
design and build the doors to the human world.
Looks like the professor's about to test a door!
The M.U. cafeteria serves a full buffet.
The campus offers a wide variety of majors,
but the crown jewel at M.U., is the Scaring school.
Welcome to the debate team! We're happy to ha--
I disagree for the following reasons: True happiness isn't theoretical...
Hey there! Keep your eye on the sky, at the Astronomy club!
Hey, hey, hey! Come join the Improv club! You'll
wish you were, a, never, always... Oh, dang!
M.u's Greek Council. We sponsor the annual "Scare Games".
- The "Scare what" now? - The "Scare Games"!
A super intense scaring competition.
They're crazy dangerous so anything could happen.
A bunch of guys went to the hospital last year!
- You could totally die. - And it's worth it!
You get a chance to prove that you are the best!
Cool!
Wazowski, room 319.
You know, your roommate is a scaring major, too!
Hello, I'm your roommate! That's too bland.
Don't force it, just let it happen.
Your lifelong best friend is just behind this door.
Hey there, I'm your roommate. Name's Randy Boggs, scaring major.
Mike Wazowski, scaring major!
I can tell we're gonna be best chums, Mike! Take whichever bed you want.
I wanted you to have first dibs.
- You just disappeared! - Sorry.
If I do that in scaring class I'll be a joke.
No, it's totally great! You gotta use it.
- Really? - Yeah, but lose the glasses, they give it away.
Okay, unpack, check! Hang posters, check!
Now I just need to ace my classes,
graduate with honors and become the greatest scarer ever.
Boy, I wish I had your confidence, Mike.
- Aren't you even a little nervous? - Actually, no.
I've been waiting for this my whole life.
I just can't wait to get started.
Aww man! I can't be late on the first day!
You gotta be kidding me.
- I'm so nervous. - Relax. It'll be fine.
Good morning, students. Welcome to Scaring 101.
I am Professor Knight. Now I'm sure all
of you were the scariest monster in your town.
Well bad news, kids. You're in my town now.
And I do not scare easily!
Dean Hardscrabble. This is a pleasant surprise.
She's a legend. She broke the all-time scare record
with the scream in that very can!
I don't mean to interrupt. I just thought I'd drop by to see
the terrifying faces joining my program.
Well I'm sure my students would love to hear a few words of, inspiration?
Inspiration? Very well.
Scariness is the true measure of a monster.
If you're not scary...
what kind of a monster are you?
It's my job to make great students greater.
Not make mediocre students, less mediocre.
That is why at the end of the semester there will be a final exam.
Fail that exam...
and you are out of the Scaring Program.
So, I should hope you're all, properly, inspired.
Alright, alright.
Who can tell me the properties of an effective roar?
- Yes? - There are, actually, five.
Those include the roar's resonance, the duration of the roar,
And the s---
Sorry, I heard someone say roar, so I just kinda went for it.
Excuse me, sorry, didn't mean to scare you there, hey, how ya doin'?
- Very impressive, Mr... - Sullivan. Jimmy Sullivan.
Sullivan? Like, Bill Sullivan, the scarer?
Yeah, he's my dad.
I should have known. I expect big things from you.
- Well, you won't be disappointed. - Uhh, I'm sorry.
- Should I keep going? - No, no, Mr. Sullivan's covered it.
Everyone take out your Scaring textbooks and open them to chapter one.
Hey bub, can I borrow a pencil? I forgot all my stuff.
Yes, there we go, that'll get it.
Come on, Mike, it's a fraternity and sorority party. We have to go.
We flunk that scaring final, we are done. I'm not taking any chances.
You got the whole semester to study but this might be our
only chance to get and go with the cool kids.
That's why I made these cupcakes.
Oops! That could have been embarrassing.
When I'm a scarer, life will be a non-stop party.
- Stay out of trouble, wild man! - Wild man.
What the...
Archie!
Hey! What are you.... You're shooshing me?
Hey, hey, you can't---
- Where'd he go? He's dead meat. - That guy's in big trouble. Yeah he is.
Fear Tech dummies.
- Sorry about that, buddy. - Why are you in my room?
Your room? This is my...
This is not my room. Archie! Come here, boy!
- Archie? - The scare pig. He's Fear Tech's mascot.
- Why is it here? - I stole it. Gonna take it to the ROR.
- The what? - Roar Omega Roar?
The top fraternity on campus? They only accept the highly elite.
Okay. I lift the bed, you grab the pig.
- What? No... - Ready? 1, 2, 3!
Don't let go. Careful, he's a biter!
I got him!
That was awesome! What am I doing? James P. Sullivan.
Mike Wazowski.
Listen, it was quite delightful meeting you and, whatever
that is, but if you don't mind I have to study my scaring.
You don't need to study scaring, you just do it.
Really? I think there's a little more to it than that.
But hey, thanks for stopping by. Let go of that!
- My hat! - My pig!
Come back here!
Cupcakes?
Got it!
M.U. rules!
Did you see him catch that pig?
You are Jaws Theta Chi material, freshman!
- No, no, no, he's an Omega Howl guy! - Back off, we saw him first.
- No way! We did. - I'll take it from here, gentlemen.
Johnny Worthington. President of Roar Omega Roar.
- What's your name, Big Blue? - Jimmy Sullivan.
- Friends call me Sulley. - This guy's a Sullivan?
Like the famous Sullivan? I can't believe it! That is crazy!
- Chet, calm down. - I'm sorry.
Sulley, any freshman with the guts to pull a stunt like that
has got future scarer written
- all over him. - Did you see me ride the pig?
- That took guts! - What now, squirt? This party is for scare students only.
Sorry, killer, but you might wanna hang out with some a little more of your speed?
- Hey there, care to join Oozma Kappa? - We have cake...
- Go crazy. - Is that a joke?
- Sulley, talk to your friend. - He's not really my friend, but sure...
You heard him. This is a party for scare students.
- I am a scare student. - I mean for scare students who actually, you know...
- have a chance. - Aww, snap!
- My chances are just as good as yours. - You're not even in the same league with me.
Just wait hotshot. I'm gonna scare circles around you this year.
- Okay, I'd like to see that. - Oh don't worry.
You will.
Ready position! Common crouch!
I wanna see matted fur and yellow teeth.
Basic snarl, show me some slobber.
Drool is a tool kids. Use it.
Now here is a monster who looks like a scarer.
You wanna hope of passing this class...
- Give me another one. - Fear of spiders?
- Arachnophobia. - Fear of thunder?
- Keraunophobia. Consecotaleophobia. - Fear of chopsticks?
What is this, kindergarten? Give me a hard one!
- The answer is C, fangs! - Well done, Mr. Wazowski!
- A bowl of spiders! - Correct!
- A clown running in the dark! - Right again!
- Warts, boils and moles, in that order! - Outstanding!
Ogre
Slob!
Zombie snarl!
Dominant silverback gorilla!
That is some remarkable improvement, Michael.
One frightening face does not a scarer make, Mr. Sullivan.
- A thousand grimaces with extra slobber! That's what I'm saying! - Got it.
- I am gonna wipe the floor with that little know-it-all. - Yes, you are, Big Blue.
- Hey wait, what are you guys...? - It's just a precaution...
RORs are the best scarers on campus, Sullivan.
Can't have a member getting shown up by a beach ball.
- I'm gonna destroy that guy. - Well then you'll get this back right away.
It's time to start delivering on that Sullivan name.
Today's final will judge your ability to assess a child's fear
and perform the appropriate scare
in the Scare Simulator.
The child's sensitivity level will be raised
from bed wetter to heavy sleeper, so
give everything you've got.
Dean Hardscrabble is with us this morning,
to see who will be moving on in the Scaring program, and who will not.
Let's get started.
I'm a five-year old girl afraid of spiders, and Santa Claus.
Which scare do you use?
- That's a seasonal creep-in crawl? - Demonstrate.
Results will be posted outside my office.
Focus.
Johnson crackhorn howl. Yes.
- Hey, do you mind? - Don't mind at all.
Mike, let's just move...
Stay out of my way. Unlike you,
I had to work hard to get into the Scare program.
That's because you don't belong here.
That's what I thought.
- I'm so sorry. - It was an accident.
What, this? My one souvenir from a lifetime of scaring?
Accidents happen, don't they?
The important thing is, no one got hurt.
- You're taking this remarkably well. - Now, let's continue the exam.
Mr. Wazowski. I'm a 5-year old girl on a farm in Kansas afraid of lightning.
Which scare do you use?
- Shouldn't I go up on... - Which scare do you use?
- That is a shadow approach, with a crackle holler. - Demonstrate!
- Stop. Thank you. - But I didn't get to...
I've seen enough.
I'm a seven- year old boy---
I wasn't finished.
I don't need to know any of that stuff to scare.
That "stuff",
would've informed you that this particular child is afraid of snakes.
So a roar wouldn't make him scream, it would make him cry.
Alerting his parents, exposing the monster world,
destroying life as we know it. And of course, we can't have that!
So I'm afraid I cannot recommend that you continue in the scaring program. Good day.
- What? But I'm a Sullivan! - Well then,
I'm sure your family will be very disappointed.
And Mr. Wazowski, what you lack is something that cannot be taught.
You're not scary.
You will not be continuing in the Scaring program.
Please, let me try the simulator. I'll surprise you!
Surprise me? I doubt that very much.
Welcome back.
I hope everyone had a pleasant break.
Some say that a career as a scream can designer is boring.
Unchallenging.
A waste of a monster's potential.
Open your textbooks to Chapter Three.
We will now plunge into the rich history of Scare Can Design.
Out of my way! Coming through! Sorry.
Welcome to this year's Greek Scare Games kick-off!
Okay, relax. We have a special guest, the founder of the games,
Dean Hardscrabble.
Good afternoon. As a student, I created these games as a friendly competition.
But be prepared...
To take home the trophy, you must be the
most fearsome monsters on campus.
Good luck, and may the best monsters win.
- Alright everybody, we're closing down sign-ups so we'll see you all... - Wait!
I'm signing up!
You have to be in a fraternity to compete.
Behold! The next winning fraternity of the Scare Games,
the brothers, my brothers, of Oozma Kappa!
Hi.
Mr. Wazowski, what are you doing?
You just said the winners are the most fearsome monsters on campus.
If I win, it means you kicked out
the best scarer in the whole school.
- That won't happen. - How about a little wager?
If I win, you let me back in the Scaring Program.
- And what would that prove? - That you were wrong.
Very well. If you win I will let your entire team into the Scare Program.
But if you lose..
You will leave Monsters University.
Deal.
Now all you need to do is find enough members to compete.
- We need 6 guys, right? - Sorry, Chief.
We count bodies, not heads. That dude counts as one.
Anybody else wanna join our team? Anyone at all?
Excuse me, sorry, I'm late, can I just sque...
Randy, thank goodness! I need you on my team!
Sorry. I'm already on a team!
I'm finally in with the cool kids Mike, don't blow this for me.
- Do the thing. - Oh, where did he go?
Please anybody? I need one more monster, just one more!
Sorry, doesn't look good, we have to move on, your team doesn't qualify.
Yes, it does.
- The star player has just arrived. - No way!
Someone else, please, anyone else?
We're shutting down sign-ups, okay? Is he on your team, or not?
- Fine! Yes, he's on my team. - Good luck.
Alright, Wazowski, what's the plan?
This is a fraternity house?
Hey there, team-mateys! Come on aboard!
As the president of Oozma Kappa, it is my honor to welcome you to your new home.
We call this room "Party Central".
- Technically we haven't actually had a party here yet. - But when we do...
We'll be ready!
Hot cocoa train is coming through. Next stop: you!
- I would like to start us off first by--- - So...
- You guys are scaring majors? - We were, none of us lasted very long.
I guess we just weren't what old Hairdscrabble was looking for.
Don Carlton. Mature student.
30 years in the textile industry and then ol' dandy Don got downsized.
Figured I could throw myself a pity party or go back to school and learn the computers.
- I'm Terry with a "Y"... - And I'm Terri with an "I"!
- I'm a dance major. - And I'm not.
5, 6, 7, 8... Turn! And turn...
- Why didn't you turn? - 'Cause we never agreed to do this.
- You said this was gonna be cool. - No one said this was gonna be cool.
- Now I'm embarrassed. - Now you're embarrassed?
- Yes, because it's in front of people! - You should wake up embarrassed.
I'm Art! New Age Philosophy major. Excited to live with you, and laugh with you,
and cry with you.
Sulley and Mike, let's keep a dream journal!
Guess that leaves me. My name's Scott Squibbles. My friends call me "Squishy".
I'm undeclared, unattached, and unwelcome pretty much everywhere but here.
And now that we've all been introduced, as captain of our team...
So basically you guys have no scaring experience?
- Not a lot, but now we've got you! - You're about the scariest fella I've ever seen.
- Even with them pink polka dots. - Aww, thanks.
Well actually I think I bring the whole package.
- Your hands are as big as my face! - He's like a mountain, with fur!
- Oh come on. I don't even work out. - Yep, me neither.
I don't wanna get too big.
And we thought our dreams were over. But Mike said,
If we win, they're letting us in the Scaring Program.
- We're gonna be real scarers. - The best!
- You betcha! - Yeah.
And here's what you've been waiting for, fellas. Your very own Oozma Kappa bedroom.
Oh, great.
- We're sharing this room? - We'll let you guys get settled.
- Anything you need, you just give a big holler on here. - Okay, thanks, buddy.
- Are you kidding me? - Look, they don't need to be good.
- I'm gonna carry the whole team. - Really?
- And who's gonna carry you? - Hey, you wanna go back to can design?
You know where the door is.
Great.
Guys? Anybody home?
Hello? Fellas?
Do you pledge your souls to the Oozma Kappa brotherhood?
- Do you swear to keep secret... - All that you learn here...
No matter how horrifying?
Will you take the sacred oath of this---
Sweetie! Turn the lights on while you're down here! You're going to ruin your eyes.
Mom, we're doing an initiation!
Oh, scary. Well, carry on. Just pretend I'm not here.
This is my mom's house.
Do you promise to look out for your brothers...
No matter what the peril...
Will you defend Oozma Kappa, no matter how dangerous...
No matter how insurmountable the odds may be?
From evils both great and small? In the face of unending pain and...
Oh, forget it! You're in!
Look, we know we're no one's first choice for a fraternity,
So it means a lot to have you here with us.
Can't wait to start scaring with you, Brothers!
Time for a celebration!
Grab the couch cushions, gentlemen, 'cause we're building a fort!
Mom! Can we stay up late tonight?
I know, you're a princess and I'm just a stable boy...
- What are you doing? - Your grubby paw was in my bed!
- Were you kissing my hand? - No!
- And what about you with all your shedding? Really? - I don't shed.
- I just wanna get my stuff. - Will you just let me get my stuff!
- First morning in the house. - That's going in the album.
Guys! We got the letter!
- Oh, sorry. - Would you give me that!
Tentacles! They're sticky.
It's the first event of the Scare Games.
"A child's room is where you scare,
but avoid the toxicity lurking there."
Wait a minute, where do they want us to meet?
Of all the sewers on campus, this one has always been my favorite.
- Art, you've been here before? - I have a life outside of the house, you know.
Welcome to your worst nightmare.
The Scare Games!
Yeah! Yes, I love it! I love this energy!
Okay, okay, everybody.
Let's hear it for the frats and sororities competing in this year's games!
Jaws Theta Chi!
Phyton Nu Kappa!
Slugma Slugma Kappa!
Roar Omega Roar!
Eta Hiss Hiss!
And finally, Oozma Kappa!
Yay!!
- Hi Mom! - Smile!
Let's begin the first competition!
The Toxicity Challenge!
Human children are toxic!
And anything they touch, is toxic.
We don't have any human toys, but thanks to M.U's Biology Dept.,
we found a close second!
The Stinging Blow-dgeon!
Trust me when I say you are not gonna wanna touch this bad boy.
I wanna touch it.
And you certainly don't wanna touch any of its' friends.
Yeah, I wanna touch 'em.
This is the starting line. The light at the end of the tunnel is the finish line.
And whoever comes in last, is eliminated from the games!
- Mike? - What is it?
- Does that mean if we lose, we're out? - Don't worry, Smoothie.
- Squishy. - Squishy. We're not gonna lose.
Because we have everything we need to win, right here.
- Heart. - No, me!
- I'm gonna win the race for us. - Alright, alright, that's very cute. But move, move.
- I'm gonna win this. - It's an obstacle course.
What are you gonna do, roar at it?
I can get through faster than you, little guy.
Take your place, at the Starting Line.
- This is all about teamwork. - Everybody stick together.
- I'm gonna beat you over that finish line. - Get ready to eat my dust.
- Hey guys, should we huddle up? - Attention teams!
One last thing: scarers work in the dark.
- I wanna go home. - On your marks...
- Hey, good luck ladies! - Thanks! We're gonna rip you to pieces.
What?
Get set...
Go!
Come on.
Guys, we're falling behind a little! Fellas!
Cheese and crackers! Son of a mustache!
- Is that as fast as you can go? - Just getting started.
That's gotta hurt!
- Terry. - Don't worry, we'll be fine---
Roar Omega Roar wins!
- Take that, Wazowski. - Are you delirious? I beat you!
- What a way to blow it, Oozmas! - Hey, second place ain't bad!
Second place, Jaws Theta Chi!
Your whole team has to cross the finish line.
- Third place, Eeks! Fourth place, Pinks! - No!
- Fifth place, Hiss! - No, no, no!
And in last place, Oozma Kappa!
I can't feel my anything!
Oh, shocker! Oozma Kappa has been eliminated.
No.
Don't look so surprised, Mr. Wazowski.
- It would've taken a miracle for you to s--- - Attention everyone!
We have an announcement! Jaws Theta Chi has been disqualified!
The use of illegal protective gel is cause for elimination.
What?
Which means, Oozma Kappa is back in the games!
It's a miracle!
Your luck will run out, eventually.
This is gonna be harder than I thought.
Listen up, Oozmas. Now we're gonna have to start winning these things together.
So that means I'm gonna need each of you guys to pull your own weight.
- Mike? - What is it?
We've made a list of our strengths and weaknesses.
In high school, I was the master of the Silent Scare.
Why, I could sneak up on a field mouse in a pillow factory.
Sorry, they get stickier when I'm sweaty.
We're experts in the ancient craft of close-up magic.
It's all about misdirection.
I have an extra toe! Not with me, of course.
Guys, one slip-up on the next event, and we're goners.
So for this to work, I'm gonna need you to take every instinct you have,
- and bury it deep, deep down. - Done.
From now on, we are of one mind. My mind.
- Oh, please.- I will tell you exactly what to do and how to do it.
Alright, give me scary steps. 50 up and down. Right now, let's go.
You're wasting your time. We need a new team.
We can't just get a new team.
I checked this morning. It's against the rules.
What if we disguise the new team to look like the old team?
- Oh no, no, no, no. We are not cheating. - It's not cheating. I'm just, you know,
leveling the playing field.
Okay, so it's kinda cheating. But what do you want me to do?
They're not exactly the scariest group in the world.
A Ladybug! Make a wish! Make a wish!
- This is not gonna work. - Where are you going?
- We're training. - I'm a Sullivan.
That's not enough. You're all over the place. You're talking ahead, when you need to---
You tell them what to do, but not me.
So long, folks.
Okay, Oozmas. Boy, we need to get you a bell. Listen up!
"If a kid hears you coming, they'll call mom or dad.
Then you better run fast, or things will get bad."
In the next event, if even one of us gets caught, we're all out!
So remember, do exactly what I do.
We are at the halfway point of the second event.
And things are getting interesting.
Got it!
Only two teams left.
Who will make it out with their flag,
and who will be eliminated? - In a real scare,
you do not wanna get caught by a kid's parent.
And in this event, you do not wanna get caught by, The Librarian.
Quiet.
What's so scary about a little old librarian?
I said, quiet.
- Faster! - Slow. And steady.
Slow and steady.
No!
5, 6, 7, 8,...
- Over here! - Here!
- Is that legal? - You better believe it, moptop.
The only rule is don't get caught.
Over here!
- Come and get me! - Come and get me!
- Guys, what are you doing? - They said don't let her catch you.
They didn't say how!
- We did it! - No, we didn't.
- We forgot the flag. - Mike?
- Way to go, Squishy! - How?
Misdirection.
The Eeks have been eliminated.
And Oozma Kappa live to scare another day.
We're OK! We're OK!
- I never felt so alive! - We were awesome.
Okay, look, that wasn't real scaring.
It was better than what you did.
You should've stuck to my strategy.
Whatever. Talk to me when we start the real scaring.
- You guys going to the party? - Oh, I think you got the wrong guys,
- We don't get invited--- - Party?
The mid games mixer at the RORs.
It's four of the top scare teams.
You're one of us now, right?
See you there!
- Did you hear that? - I can't believe it.
- Bad idea. - This is great.
They're finally seeing us as real scarers. We're going!
Do young people still dance? 'Cause my moves are a little rusty.
- We forgot to bring a hostess gift. - We can't go in there without some scented candles.
Calm down. We earned this.
What if there's a lull in the conversation? I never know what to, you know...
- Say? - How are you so good at this?
You just took on an angry 50-foot librarian. And you're afraid of a little party?
Take a deep breath...
And in you go!
- Hello! - It's Oozma Kappa!
- These guys are crazy! - What you did today was insane!
- That was awesome! - Thank you! Thank you so much.
Oozma Kappa, tonight, we party like scarers!
I've never stayed up this late in my life!
Hey, quiet, quiet! Quiet down, you pair wranglers!
Alright. On behalf of the RORs, we'd like to
congratulate all the teams that have made it this far.
Alright, let's hear it for the Pinks! Love that trick! Never gets old.
Hiss! Very creepy.
And finally, the surprise team of the Scare Games,
Oozma Kappa! Come on over, guys.
Now I gotta admit, fellas, I thought you were a bunch of nobodies.
But boy was I wrong.
Let's hear it, for Oozma Kappa.
- What? - The most adorable monsters on campus.
Release the stuffed animals.
Don't worry. Nobody reads the school paper.
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure they read the quad.
Hey! What do you think you're doing?
- Raising a little money for charity. - Yeah, well, stop it.
You want us to stop raising money for charity? That's not cool.
This guy hates charity!
I want you to stop making us look like fools.
Hey you're making yourselves, look like fools.
Let's be honest, boys. You're never gonna be real scarers. Because real
scarers, look like us.
But hey, if you really want to work for a scare company, they're always...
Hiring in the mail room.
Guys! Hold on! Hey, hey, hey, wait a second.
Don't listen to him! We just need to keep trying!
No! You need to stop trying. You can train monsters like this all you want,
but you can't change who they are.
Mike, we appreciate everything you've done.
But he's right.
No matter how much we train, we'll never look like them.
We're built... For other things.
Sorry, squirt. Some monsters just aren't cut out for the big leagues.
The big leagues... Guys?
We're going on a little field trip.
- Thanks, mom. - Have fun, kids.
I'll just be here listening to my tunes.
- Where are we? - The big leagues.
- Nice fence. - This is amazing, Mike.
We're not stopping here.
This is crazy, we're gonna get arrested!
Look at that. They're going into the Human World, and they don't even look scared!
Take a good look, fellas. See what they all have in common?
- No, not really. - Exactly.
There's no one type of scarer. The best scarers use their differences to their advantage.
Terry, look.
Look at that old feller, racking up the big numbers.
- Don, that old fella is Earl "The Terror" Thompson! - What, where? That's really him?
He held the scare record for three years!
Look, it's Grimmy Bob Gunderson! I still have his card.
Me too!
He's not up to speed anymore but his technique is flawless.
- You collected scare cards, huh? - Yeah
- 450 of 'em. - Impressive!
I have 6000 still in condition, but you know, 450's pretty good too.
Hey, look at me. I'm Earl "The Terror" Thompson!
I've been a real jerk.
So have I.
But it's not too late.
We could be a great team, we just need to start working together.
What are you doing up there?
I can't go back to jail!
- Come on! - They're right behind us!
Up there! Get 'em!
- Thanks, brother. - Don't mention it.
I'm fine, really.
It's just a little hip attack.
I want a piece of that action!
Mom! Start the car!
- What? - Start the car!
- Stop the bar? - The car!
- Start the car! - Oh, okay.
Come on, come on, come on!
- Mom, go! - Seat belts!
- Okay, go! - Does anyone want gum?
- Just drive! - Okay, here we go!
Rise and shine.
Scary feet, scary feet, the kid's in the bathroom!
Scary feet, scary feet, ooh, he's back!
Wake up!
37, 38, we're hitting 39, come on! Yes!
"To frighten the child is the point of a scare,
if you frighten a teen, then scarer beware!"
Okay, scare the little kid. Avoid the teenager!
I'm on the phone!
No one understands me!
Whatever.
But daddy, I love him!
You're lame.
"Someone is coming, this could ruin your night,
stay hidden, take cover, and stay out of sight!"
You got ten seconds. Go!
Kiosk! Pile of leaves! Standing out in the open!
And there should be one more.
- How did I do? - Oh, not too shabby Don!
Thanks, I cannot get down!
Zombie snarl.
Angry poodle.
Gas clown!
In the morning! That's what I'm talking about!
Time to go to work.
You're out.
Tough luck, Kris Kringle.
Thank you.
Yeah!
We're down to two remaining teams!
Roar Omega Roar and Oozma Kappa!
Which leads us to the final event!
"Every one of your skills will be put to the test.
The Scare Simulator will prove who's the best."
Tomorrow night you finally get to scare in front of the whole school.
Enjoy the attention while it lasts, boys.
After you lose, no one will remember you.
Maybe. But when you lose, no one will let you forget.
Oh. Boy, that is a good point!
- You guys are awesome! - You gotta teach us some moves!
Well then, you're gonna wanna talk to this guy!
Sure, I can teach you. Alright, you wanna hide behind the chair?
You have to become the chair.
Dean Hardscrabble! If we get back into the Scaring Program,
I hope there's no hard feelings.
Tomorrow each of you must prove that you're undeniably scary.
And I know for a fact that one of you is not.
- No. He works harder than anyone. - Do you think he's scary?
- He's the heart and soul of the team! - Do you think he's scary?
We're gonna win this thing tomorrow, Sulley, I can feel it!
We'll finally have our lives back on track.
Mike, you know you've given me a lot of really great tips,
- I'd love to return the favor sometime. - Yeah, sure, anytime.
- We're doing this now? - Okay.
You've memorized every textbook, every scare theory, and that is great.
But now, it's time to forget all that. Just reach deep down and let the scary out!
- Just feel it. - Exactly! Go wild!
- I don't know, I've kinda got my own technique. - Give it a try.
Good, but bigger!
You're thinking again, From the gut!
Let the animal out!
- Come on, dig deep! - Boys!
So, how was that?
- Up top. - You know, it did feel different!
I feel like it's all coming together now. Yep. This time tomorrow,
the whole school is gonna see what Mike Wazowski can do.
You're darn right.
Welcome to the final competition of the Scare Games.
It's time to see how terrifying you really are!
In the Scare Simulators!
But beware! Each simulated scare has been set to the highest difficulty level.
The highest level?
First scarers to the starting line.
Okay, just like we planned. I'll go first, then Don...
Hold up. Mike's the one who started all this.
And I think it's only right if he's the one who finishes it.
- I think you should go last. - Yeah, Mike, finish strong!
- Alright. Don, you okay going first? - I guess I'm as ready as I'll ever be.
Oozma Kappa!
You take it easy on grandpa.
Unleash the beast, Don!
Okay, then!
Thanks for taking it easy on grandpa.
Next group to the starting line.
Let's do this!
Yeah!
- Come on, Art. - Come on, buddy.
Next up: Sullivan and Boggs!
You got this, Sulley.
And it's all tied up!
Tough break for the RORs.
Hearts?
Way to go, Boggs!
That's the last time I lose to you, Sullivan.
Worthington and Wazowski, to the starting line.
Don't worry about Hardscrabble, don't worry about anyone else.
Just go out there and show them what Mike Wazowski can do.
Thanks.
Don't take the loss too hard. You never belonged here anyway.
Amazing performance by Worthington!
Johnny, you're my hero!
The Oozmas will need a record-breaking scare to win this.
- You don't belong on a scare floor. - No one will remember you.
Come on, dig deep!
He did it!
We're in the scare program!
You son of a gun. Way to go!
Little stuck, pardon me there, Miss Squibbles...
It's, Sherri.
We did it!
- You rule! - I have never ruled before.
You guys killed it out there! Hey, Wazowski!
Come on, let's go, you maniac! We're celebrating.
- Mike? - I did it.
I can't believe it.
- I'm gonna be a scarer! - Yeah, yes, you are!
Hey, you hear that? Get plenty of rest, kiddo. You haven't seen the last of Mike Wazowski.
I knew I was scary, I, didn't know I was that scary.
Yeah, we're so scary I guess we broke it, come on!
- It's been tampered with. - Uhh, I don't think you should be messing with that.
Why are my settings, different?
Mike, we should leave.
- Did you do this? - Mike...
- Yes. I did. But, you don't understand... - Why? Why did you do this?
- You know, just in case... - In case of what?
- You don't think I'm scary. - Mike...
You said you believed in me.
But you're just like Hardscrabble, you're just like everyone else!
- Look, you'll get better and better--- - I'm as scary as you!
- I'm as scary as anyone. - I just wanted to help.
- No, you just wanted to help yourself. - Well what was I supposed to do?
Let the whole team fail just because you don't have it?
Sullivan, nice work out there.
I look forward to having you back in class.
Hey, there he is!
Looks like I was wrong about you.
- You're one of us after all. - Way to go, Sulley!
Welcome back!
You are one of us now, okay?
Where are you going?
You did what?
My team had nothing to do with it. It was all me.
I cheated.
I expect you off campus by tomorrow.
Yes, Ma'am.
You're a disgrace to this university.
And your family name.
- What's going on? - Someone broke into the door lab!
What?
Oh, no...
Open the door! Don't go in there.
You look funny.
What?
James!
No one goes near that door until the authorities arrive.
- You don't think that could be... - It's Mike.
But he could die out there!
James, wait!
- We could help. - Leave it to the old master of sales.
We gotta call in but that's the best we can do.
Don Carlton, sales. Folks, today is your lucky day.
How many times have you asked yourselves the following question?
- Arrest him. - Pardon?
- Spread 'em, pops! Don't move! - Do you mind?
Sullivan! Don't you dare. Sullivan, don't go in there.
Mike. Mike.
Mike?
- Bear! - A bear in the camp!
Mike?
Come on, buddy, let's get you outta here.
This is all my fault. I'm sorry.
You were right. They weren't scared of me.
I did everything right.
I wanted it more than anyone.
And I thought if I wanted it enough, I could show everybody that I...
That Mike Wazowski is something special.
I'm just...
Not.
- Look, Mike, I know how you feel. - Don't do that. Please,
- don't do that. You do not know how I feel. - Mike, calm down.
Monsters like you have everything. You don't have to be good.
You could mess up over and over again, and the whole world loves you.
You'll never know what it's like to fail, 'cause you were born a Sullivan.
Yeah, I'm a Sullivan. I'm the Sullivan who flunked every test.
The one who got kicked out of the program, the one who's so afraid to
let everyone down, that I cheated.
And I lied.
Mike, I'll never know how you feel.
But you're not the only failure here.
I act scary, Mike.
But most of the time...
I'm terrified.
How come you never told me that before?
Because...
We weren't friends before.
Over there!
Sulley!
No!
They're still in there!
Until the authorities arrive, this door stays off!
No! You can't do that!
- No! - Enough!
I want this room cleared, now!
We gotta get outta here!
Let them come! If we scare them, I mean really scare them,
we can generate enough scream to power the door from this side!
- What are you talking about? - I've read every book about scaring ever written.
- This could work. - They're adults. I can't do this.
Yes, you can. Just follow my lead.
1, 2, 3...
What the...
- Now what? - Phase two.
Are you ready?
- Mike, I can't. - Yes, you can.
Stop being a Sullivan and start being you.
We need assistance on the north side.
Sulley, come on!
- How did you do this? - Don't ask me.
7423 in progress. Alright, everybody, clear out!
Secure the perimeter. No child breach, repeat, no child breach.
You ruined our door!
- You're alive! - We are so glad you're safe!
Wait! What's gonna happen to them?
That's for the university president to decide.
But you can be sure we'll be watching these two.
Always watching.
- Expelled? - Yeah, we really messed up.
- So, you're leaving? - Yeah, buddy, we have to go.
- Harsh, man. - I'm sorry, guys.
You'd be in the Scaring program right now if it wasn't for us.
- What? - Well, it is the gosh darndest thing.
Hardscrabble's letting us into the Scare Program.
- What? - She was impressed with our performance in the games.
She invited us to join next semester!
- Congratulations, guys! - And that's not the only piece of good news.
Sherri and I are engaged!
- Who's Sherri? - She's my mom.
- Well if it isn't my two favorite fellas! - Come here, you!
- So uncomfortable. - Come on, Scott.
I don't want you to think of me as your new dad.
After all, we're fraternity brothers first.
This is so weird.
Just think of me as your big brother that's marrying your mother!
We're brothers who share the same mom/wife!
That's worse.
Well I guess we should be going now.
Promise me, you'll keep in touch.
You're the scariest bunch of monsters I have ever met.
Don't let anyone tell you different.
So. What now?
You know, for the first time in my life I don't really have a plan.
You're the great Mike Wazowski. You'll come up with something.
I think it's time I leave the greatness to other monsters.
I'm okay just being okay.
So long, Sull.
So long.
- Wazowski! - Stop the bus!
Are you crazy?
I don't know a single scarer who can do what you do.
I know everyone sees us together they think I'm the one running the show but the truth is,
I've been riding your coattails since day one!
You made the deal with Hardscrabble. You took a hopeless team and made them champions.
All I did was catch a pig!
- Technically I caught the pig. - Exactly!
And you think you're just okay? You pulled off the biggest scare the school's ever seen!
- That wasn't me. - That was you.
You think I coulda done that without you? I didn't
even bring a pencil on the first day of school!
Mike, you're not scary. Not even a little. But you are fearless!
And if Hardscrabble can't see that then she can just---
I can just what?
Careful Mr. Sullivan. I was just warming up to you.
- Sorry. - Well, gentlemen,
It seems you made the frontpage again.
The two of you did something together that no one has ever done before.
You surprised me.
Perhaps I should keep an eye out for more surprises like you in my program.
But as far as the two of you are concerned, there's nothing I can do for you now.
Except perhaps, wish you luck.
And Mr. Wazowski, keep surprising people.
You know, there is still one way we can work at a scare company.
They're always hiring in the mail room.
This is better than I ever imagined!
I bet we'd break the all-time record in our first year!
- Mike, we're mail guys. - I know. I'm talking about the record for letters delivered!
Alright newbies, quit goofing around.
I'll have you know tampering with the mail is a crime punishable by banishment!
- Yes, sir. - We're right on 'em, Mr. Snowman.
The team of Wazowski and Sullivan are gonna change the world starting today!
- Say "scream"! - Scream!
Wazowski! Good luck on your first day!
- Good luck, Mike! - Thanks, guys!
You coming, coach?
You better believe it.
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